Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Addiction

Nicotine, caffeine, alcohol, cocaine, methamphetamine, heroin. The addictive properties of all of these are insignificant. I have found that which engenders the most crushing, life-destroying cravings of all substances known to mankind. That's right, I'm utterly hooked on Jagabee.


I most certainly cannot "quit any time". I cannot quit, ever, and the thought of even trying to do so sends spasms of fiery agony throughout my soul.

7 comments:

Robin said...

What the heck is it?

Karl said...

A cross between potato chip, french fry, and heavenly ambrosia.

Robin said...

You don't put mayonnaise on it like some goddamn Belgian do you?

Karl said...

I would, but that would take several seconds to do. Several seconds that I don't have, because I'm too busy cramming these things into my huge mouth.

Anonymous said...

Available on Amazon.com.

http://www.amazon.com/Salty-Potato-Stick-Jagabee-Calbee/dp/B003V3VQCE

Also a video review

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WS1dw5_Vcg

I will see if they are available at my local Japanese market.

Bonus:

"With the dough for the snacks being made from US potatoes at a joint venture plant in Oregon, the new Purple Potato snack was developed after samples of various different colored potato varieties were provided to Calbee by the USPB and the Oregon Potato Commission."

Anonymous said...

http://www.potatopro.com/Lists/News/DispForm.aspx?ID=3089

Trade publications...you can't beat them.

Karl said...

"Potato Pro".... Don't know whether to laugh or cry.