Thursday, November 10, 2011

When I am Emperor of the World,

I am going to outlaw
1) Ninjas
2) those pretzel-flavored M & Ms
3) and one more thing that I don't remember right at this moment

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Always good to keep your options open. Keeps people on their toes.

Robin said...

The third thing is Anderson Cooper.

Karl said...

No, I own a device called a "remote control" that effectively keeps Anderson Cooper out of my sphere of sensory perception. Unlike those vile half-breed M & Ms.