Wednesday, October 19, 2011

"No, seriously. Chaon's penis is THIS big. Don't look at me like that, I've SEEN it."

"That's not how I remember it. I'm pretty sure it was more like this."


Robin said...

I'm not even going to dignify your post with a comment.

OK - I lied.

There is no way Hillary ever saw something that large, she'd kill a teenage boy's erection with that face.

Karl said...

As it turns out, when it's late, the beer has been flowing freely all night, and the bar is about to close, neither Michelle nor Hillary have particularly high standards.

Robin said...

Actually, you know the rumor is that she was having an affair with Anthony Weiner's wife.

Which we all know is not --> <--- this long.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Bachman inspires you more.

Karl said...

I'd tap Bachmann like the fist of an angry god. I just wouldn't vote for her.