Thursday, October 27, 2011

Dear Far East Movement

As everyone knows, a slizzard is:
"a scaled creature with snakelike neck, many teeth, dubious lineage, brief life span and a vicious temperament;"
Therefore, your lyrics:
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Do not make one damn bit of sense. I demand that you modify your song immediately, otherwise I will come over there and beat you with my cane.

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