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Then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
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1 comment:
I am offended (harrumph) that you have neglected the Book of Revelation. It's the one where Jesus marries a sheep.
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