Thrash hard on a skateboard
Eat all the onion rings I want
Wreak havoc in the mosh pit
Push ups
Play blitz chess
Remember where I live
Dress myself
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5 comments:
Henpecked about the grass stains?
I wish. I was prepared for dizziness and nausea, but not for the physical shock of rolling my weak-ass Mr-Salty-the-Pretzel-Man body down a hill.
Ishmael (7-year old nephew) loved it though, and hurled himself down the same hill about a thousand times as I looked on with envy and nostalgia.
So how many of the last four are you in denial about?
I'll play *you* speed chess for US$100 per game, for as many games as you want.
Not sure I can do more push-ups than you though.
And "dressing oneself" is a fundamentally subjective concept, and thus eludes outside determination on whether it has been done or not.
So basically you are in denial of at least 2 of the last 4.
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