Friday, July 03, 2009

Why I Love Reddit

yolesaber
Not to be overly pedantic but nuclear fission works just fine. It's nuclear fusion that is still being developed.

zhx
The problem with nuclear fission is that hundreds of thousands of dolphins also get caught in the blast.

wxd
No, you're thinking of nuclear fishing.

TenThousandSuns
The problem with nuclear fishing is that once you get your arm in there it's really hard to take it back out.

Bassir
No, you're thinking of nuclear fisting.

Contren
The problem with nuclear fisting is that it takes a while to get the metal out of its ore.

gbo2k69
No, you're thinking of nuclear pyrometallurgy.

Ilyanep
The problem with nuclear pyrometallurgy is that your immune system becomes hypersensitive to harmless environmental substances.

YAOMTC
No, you're thinking of nuclear allergy.

phyzome
No, you're thinking of nuclear...
...what the hell are you thinking of? "Smelting" and "fisting" don't even sort of rhyme.

MagneticEnigma
Smithing?

Thunderhead
I was hoping this conversation would lead to nuclear frosting. Such potential, wasted :_(

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious :-)
...Rhyme...
The famous character from Jeffery Deaver's novels will appreciate ;-)