Saturday, January 24, 2009

Wii Report You Decide

Got the Wii home and installed last night, and I am sorry to say that the gaming system is a total failure. The reason is simple and can be understood by all decent, right-thinking people in the world:

"They called that a STRIKE? How in the name of an all-loving God was that ball even CLOSE to being hittable? The damn thing almost hit me in the FOOT! Did the programmers of this game even bother to LEARN the goddam rules of baseball before they coded it? I'm calling Nintendo right now to explain to them the concept of a fucking STRIKE ZONE! Or did we somehow purchase the special BLIND UMPIRES version of Wii baseball? This is such BULLSHIT...


...Let's play again."

In other news, last night was the first time in over six years I called an inanimate object a "cocksucker".

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey! You forget to tell everybody that I kicked your ass last night by every single game. Hahaha!

Karl said...

I have one word for you baby:

Tennis.

Bread said...

dude, you hate baseball. i'm surprised 'strike zone' is even in your vocabulary. maybe you start looking for Wii Chess.

Anonymous said...

I take it that when you say inanimate objects you are not including mirrors?

Aj

J-hole said...

You wanna set up a drop for your boullion? Early Saturday at Southern Command?

Did you befreind me on Flickr? I don't have to do anything weird do I?

Karl said...

As near as I can tell, we are now friends or contacts or whatever on Flickr. But I haven't really used Flickr much since I discovered that Facebook is really the best way to waste time on the internet.

I didn't check the blog last week, so missed the Southern Command bouillon invite. Let me know if/when you'll be there this week.