Wednesday, December 17, 2008


These are things I am declaring holy war on this week:

Reuters, for this headline

Monster Cable, for being the worst company in the whole world.

The USPTO, for probably the twelfth time this year, because Analogous Prior Art now evidently means any art that includes physical matter.

Ni Howdy, because I have not declared war on them for about two years. And I'm tired of the Tonka issues.

My Athlete's Foot, because ordinary chemical warfare has failed, leaving me defeated and ugly-footed after every round. Time to up the ante. If holy war does not work, I'll move on to onion extract, or maybe Tea Tree Oil.

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