1979 Check tennis shoes for cockroaches before putting them on.
1985 If you are going to jump out of the cart and run around the inside of Disney's Haunted Mansion, be careful not to step on the pressure sensitive plates in the floor. They will cause the ride to stop, and bring security running.
1988 Don't drink rum, or any drink with rum in it
1989 Anything a determined group of protesting citizens can drag out into the road in the 90 minutes before the next patrol can be easily run over by a tank.
1992 Don't open with F4 against opponents who know what the hell they are doing.
1996 Backup your goddam data at least every 2 weeks.
2008 Don't ever fuck with 4chan.
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