Monday, February 18, 2008

aSerbic Kosovo

In the news everywhere: Kosovo declares independence. I don't have any strong feelings about this, so I'm waiting for a biased online tirade against a relevant ethnicity or religion so I'll know who to dislike. Which side is Muslim? They hate our freedom you know. A news Google for 'Kosovo riots' indicates that things are heating up. To keep the peace, I think the U.N. should send in these Peruvian anti-riot police. If I were rioting in the streets, I'd run like hell if I saw those guys show up at the end of the block (my mad Jedi-Pirate skilz notwithstanding).

And since "Kosovo self-determination" is an anagram for "Karl oft diet venison moose", I'll be watching this event carefully.

2 comments:

Robin said...

The Balkans generate more history than they can consume locally.

Andy Crosthwaite said...

I think Barack Obama has been using that anagram in one of his speeches, "'We hold these truths to be self-evident' just words, 'Karl oft diet venison moose' just words"