Chewin in the Chung

The Setting: Chaon's living room. TV is on. Two people are watching TV: Chaon, and Another Person Who Is Absolutely Not Chaon's Wife (APWIANCW)


TV: Next on CNN, our special report. Pakistan in Crisis.
APWIANCW: What is 'crisis'
Chaon: Weiji.
APWIANCW: ...
APWIANCW: Then why do you always say "Jesus Crisis"?

Chaon laughs until the pummeling starts to really hurt. Never does find out what's happening in Pakistan.