Not Clark Kent

Like most international men of mystery, I have multiple identities around the world, most of which are top-secret. On this blog I post as Chaon, middle-aged guy from Florida who lives in Taichung and works on I.P. stuff in the hand tool industry. But for my other occupations: NSA agent, Tokyo gigolo, Lieutenant-Colonel in the Bhutanese Navy, those identities must be kept discreet. So I was shocked this morning to see this:



DariusGiganticShlong !!! How did they track me down? My cover is blown!