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This invention relates to inserts for use within the vagina of a woman for the harming of a man who may insert a penis into the vagina of the woman. This invention represents improvements in such inserts and it provides more efficient means to lock on the penis and to lacerate the locked on penis.For guys reading this, there's a phrase that will haunt you: "lacerate the locked on penis".
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