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Friday, July 14, 2006
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Dude, you will eat this one alive.
Enjoy this article by David Gerrold on how SF was way ahead in predicting and stimulating new tech:
The SF Files
DVDs: In a 1969 episode of Star Trek, Kirk and Spock visit a library of big silver discs. (They were actually vinyl records painted silver.) Two engineers who watched that episode began speculating about how to store information on a silver disc?possibly by reading pits with a laser. Five years later, MCA demonstrated the first LaserDisc, called DiscoVision, which hit the consumer market in 1978. Enthusiasts kept the format alive until the DVD effectively killed it.
Michael
Since Karl isn't blogging, I guess we can hijack his blog...
Supposedly the popular clamshell cellphones were based on Star Trek communicators...
Auto-sliding doors are another possible Star Trek boon.
Still waiting for Synthohol. (great Worf line: "Less talk, more synthohol consumption"
Whoops. I misquoted him:
Less talk, more synthohol.
http://members.outpost10f.com/~lindax/hp/voyfun/jokes/joke_tng_05.html
I like the poker related Worf quotes:
"That is a woman's game. All the wild cards support a *weak* hand. In a man's game there are no wild cards."
"All these wild cards. It is difficult to know what exactly is in my hand.
However, I will open with fifty."
Been kind of busy recently, and not much funny is going on in the world or Taichung. I was tempted to have a go at Bush's Merkel massage, but other bloggers already took all the good jokes. Then I was thinking about a history repeating itself gag about Israel and Lebanon, but the whole thing is too damn depressing to find even a shard of humor in it.
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