I tried to fight back, but the fiend's strength was too great. Not even a flying leg kick could hurt it. So then I tried to fashion some kind of makeshift weapon. But the only materials I could find were a bamboo log, some sulphur, potassium nitrate and a pile of charcoal. And there is certainly no way to make a weapon out of that stuff, so the green bandit beat me up and took all my money.
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Actually, IIRC Kirk also had diamonds available to act as the bullet.
I guess you could make a primitive gunpowder stick bomb, but you do need some projectile if you want emulate Kirk.
These guys are notoriously slow. You need to get in shape, dude.
You probably could have given yourself more time to work on your homemade cannon by running back and forth and "dive-rolling" (sort of like somersaulting).
Not only would you have had time to complete the assembly of the device, but you would've been able soliliquize into your cell phone as you faked and weaved. Did you at least take your shirt off?
can you really sililiquize into a phone? would that be called speaking to another person, the exact opposite of a soliquoy?
Malv your always trying to get Karl to take his shirt off! Stop it; not only would it be gross, your whining is just too embarrassing.
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