Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Iraq, Iran, I rap

"One can't doubt that the American objective in Iraq has failed."

Who is the snivelling pacifist anti-American capitulationist that wrote such a thing? Was it that commie Juan Cole? Was it Sean Reilly? I betcha it posted by those moonbats over at the D.U..

Oops. It was written by that wild-eyed rabble-rouser William F. Buckley in the National Review. Why oh why does the National Review hate America so much?

Look you bunch of Democrackpots, you can't look at the immediate effects of a decision and based on that say that the decision sucked. Listen to the Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, justifiably angry at such talk :
"I think the outcome, the judgment, of all of this needs to await history."
See? You just need a sense of historical perspective! For example, some revisionists may call the Charge of the Light Brigade a terrible mistake, while conveniently ignoring the fact that a mere fifty years later, the wicked Russian Tsar would be overthrown. Or consider the Bay of Pigs. Often called a blunder by Kennedy-haters, the Bay of Pigs indirectly led to Fidel Castro falling down and breaking his communist leg last year. Additonally, the Bay of Pigs has ensured that Florida will vote Republican in every presidential election forever- which has put America squarely in the glorious freedom victory situation it's in now.

So long term, things will be just fine in Iraq. I mean, it probably won't be in your lifetime or anything, but you just 'await history' and see what happens.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A liberal never lets his ignorance of politics stop him from venting his childish rage. Oh you rebellious teen!
- Politics of Hatred from the Party of Complaint

Karl said...

Dad, is that you?

Sean Reilly said...

The other day Wiliam F Buckley and I were sitting drinking bourbon straight from the bottle, and your name came up and we both just starting giggling. It was like church giggles and it just got worse and worse until Bill shot a whole gulp of bourbon out of his nose. I haven't laughed that hard since the last time I watched Fox News.

Seriously though, Bill says he thinks your kinda cute, your views at least...

Karl said...

Then how come he never answers my E-mails? I sent him pictures and everything!