Monday, March 27, 2006

Cart, he's in

Seen on Internet Infidels:

A: Our society is falling apart at the seams.
B: Indeed. Crime, drugs and prostitution are rife.
A: I blame the education system. Nothing of value is taught in the schools.
B: Well then, and there's our answer!
A: Whatever do you mean?
B: We must bring education to the lower strata of society!
A: But how?
B: We must take to the streets! Teach mathematics to the drug dealers, latin to the car thieves, and philosophy to the prostitutes.
A: Nonono. That will never work.
B: Why not?
A: Because, my friend, it would be putting Descartes before the whores.


Kevlar said...


Michael Turton said...

You stink, therefore I scram.

Karl said...

Renee Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Want a drink?"

Descartes says, "I think not," and he disappears.

Patrick said...

Descartes walks into a bar, then goes out the back, circles around, and comes back in. He does this several more times, and finally the bartender says, "You're going in circles!" And Descartes says, "Thank God!"