Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Prescriptions for the boys over at Ni Howdy

Guys, I have found the solution to your most obvious problems. Git yerselves to a drugstore and purchase healthy doses of Hetracil (R).
"Hetracil is the most widely prescribed anti-effeminate medication in the United States, helping 16 million Americans who suffer from Behavioral Effeminism and Male Homosexuality Disorder"
Bread, did you read that? There is a medical cause for the overly-colorful clothing and the vodka-crans. It's called 'Behavioral Effeminism'! Though looking at the pictures posted over on y'alls blog this week, maybe you should send Kevlar out for the first (and heaviest) dose.

8 comments:

Robin said...

This a MLM plan, where your commission is in merch?

Karl said...

Merchandise? For me? I'm so amazingly masculine and macho and manly that nobody ever says anything otherwise.

Usually when I walk down the street, people will look at me and say: "Wow. Look at that guy! He is not in the slightest bit effeminate!"

Red A said...

What kind of a man would know the website for this kind of medication?

Methinks the Chaon doth protest too much.

That said, I wonder if this drug will become quasi-recreational, with gays tkaing small does to butch up?

Anonymous said...

Who's that big tall gay guy walking down the street?

Angus said...

YOU BITCH! I'LL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT!

Whoa...Where did THAT come from?

Bread said...

i may be effiminate, but at least my ex-wife still pitches for the opposing team.

Red A said...

revanche!

check out NiHowdy.

Rye said...

i don't know how anyone could look at k-rock in a sexual way.