It is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to eat the damn pie in 15 bites! I have performed an exhaustive mathematical analysis*, and this thing can not be done.
*I tried a bunch of times and cursed a lot, which is pretty much the same thing as mathematical analysis.
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I've got it down to 16 bites -- and can thank this damn pie for an entire afternoon of production loss. Grrr.
17 bites on second try.
Good enough for government work.
or for the record:
"I was gonna finish it in 15, but FEMA never came through with the specialized pie eating equipment required."
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