And I have pretty big hands.Fast forward to 2005. I'm flying from the Long Beach (CA) airport to Las Vegas, having arrived a few hours earlier from Taipei. On my keychain, I have a ratcheting bits driver. I am told in no uncertain terms that I cannot bring the tool onto the plane. I protest that even with my amazing kung-fu pirate skills, I would have a hard time using it as a weapon. I was told: "Sorry sir, no tools are allowed."
Here is the tool in question:
Times change. With an Endura, you could slaughter and dress out a water buffalo (or a pilot) if you had the need or inclination. With a ratcheting bits driver (and no bits), you could... quickly and efficiently remove any 1/4" hex fasteners you found. So that could be pretty dangerous, if modern airplanes are held together with 1/4" fasteners. Could be, I guess. I don't know much about airplanes.
* Thank you again Johnny Atomic.
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Karl? Didn't you know? Thanks to downsizing, pilots have been eliminated and replaced by computer-driven robot systems held together by 1/4" hex fasteners....
More than likely, you'll have planned it perfectly only to find that the airlines have switched to metric on you again.
Hat Tip: the movie Brazil.
Airline security is a joke. Unfortunately, it is not a humorous one.
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