Chewin in the Chung

Well, this neighborhood went to hell in a hurry. Looking out on the back 40, over the junked regrigerators and the '87 Honda Accord up on concrete blocks, what do I see but Ni Howdy. Well, they better keep their damn dogs off my property, that's all I can say. Looking at the graffiti on the walls of this newcomer, some of the names look awfully familiar. Awfully familiar indeed... Hey! I know those tenderfoots!

And look! They are writing in catchy colloquialisms to try to hide the fact that they are a bunch of effete metrosexuals! Don't be fooled dear readers. Those guys put the sh is 'sissy' (they slur their words a lot, if you get my drift).