Chewin in the Chung

If you know Canadian Patrick a.k.a. Patty, then you may know that he tends to run his mouth to the point where he gets into situations that he would rather not be in. This was certainly the case Saturday night (early Sunday morning) at Soundgarden, when some big bruiser of an Englishman put his cigarette out on Patrick's skull. A short scuffle ensured, in which Patrick got whomped in the head and Simon of Chubbies fame pinned the bruiser to a pole in less than a second.

So, things I learned Saturday night:
The smell of burning hair and skin is sickening
You do not want to fight Simon
No amount of beatings will convince Patrick to stop talking trash. After the scuffle, he was taunting the guy: "I just took your best shot and I'm still standing!" This seems like an odd thing to say- the equivalent is "You just punched me dead in the face and I am not unconscious". Not an approach I would take, as it seems to be begging for the second, third, and fourth best shot from your opponent.