Tuesday, May 18, 2004

The neoconservative hour is over. All the blather about "empire," our "unipolar moment," "Pax Americana" and "benevolent global hegemony" will be quietly put on a shelf and forgotten as infantile prattle.


All right, what long-haired communist hippie faggot spouted this trash? Kerry? Nope. That feminazi Hillary Clinton? Nope. Was it Brett from Montana? No, Brett doesn't know what the word 'hegemony' means. I know! I know! It was Noam Chomsky, wasn't it? No, but that is the arrogant and patronizing tone we would expect from Chomsky.

No, the answer is: Pat Buchanan

But you thought that Pat was a Right-wing loon, who should be all gung-ho for war? Well, he is right-wing, he may be a loon, but more importantly he is an isolationist. Bring our boys home. Seal the borders. Don't mess around in other countries until they mess with you, then go stomp them.

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