Chewin in the Chung

The Art of Johnny Atomic

Q) Who is Johnny Atomic?
A) Read the bio on the site.

Q) Who would win in a fight between Johnny Atomic and Pat Buchanan?
A) What the hell kind of retarded question is that?

Q) I was just reading your post from two days ago and I've been thinking a lot about Pat Buchanan, then I did an image search and he looks kind of tough. Seriously, who would win?
A) Well... Johnny I guess.

Q) How about a fight between you and Johnny?
A) I'm not answering that.

Q) Don't be such a pansy. He'd whip ya, wouldn't he?
A) Get off my blog.

Q) Come on you big fairy Turd Baron, answer me. You always talk like you're all bad and shit, could you take this guy or not?
A) Fine. I in all probability could NOT beat Johnny Atomic in a fight. But I'd whip the living hell out of Buchanan.