Chewin in the Chung

You can have your cigarettes, your cocaine, heroin methamphetawhatever. Alcohol, chocolate, caffeine, the internet, sex blah blah blah take it or leave it.

But do NOT interfere with my daily consumption of Vanilla Coke. I MUST have my Vanilla Coke. Can you possibly understand my eternal, undying need for Vanilla Coke? I think not.