Chewin in the Chung

To the editor:

Re: Carl Wineke’s article “The New Disease in Taichung”

You should be ashamed for running an article that is HATE SPEECH. Canadians are the kindest and most moral people in the world, and don’t deserve this kind of OPPRESSION AND CRUELTY. You Americans are jealous of our great Canadian culture, and our superior political system. America wouldn’t even have a movie industry without Canadians to support it. Not only Jim Carrey, but Michael J. Fox and William Shatner are Canadians.

Taichung should count itself lucky to have so many intelligent and moral people from Canada here. The real problem is the BRITISH who are always DRUNK and STUPID.

A Real Canadian Patriot