Monday, June 29, 2015


"Hey Karl. Endorse Rick Perry for president."

"Fuck you. I'm not endorsing Rick Perry. He doesn't bring enough Florida to the political game."

"Come on. Endorse Rick Perry."

"Hell no."

"Karl, endorse Rick Perry or we are going to force you to ride the Tourbillon."

"Ride the WHAT?"


"Oh dear God. OK, I firmly endorse Rick Perry for president and emperor and king of everything please please please do not make me ride that.

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