Thursday, December 03, 2009

Dissing Deepak

I was going to say something negative about Deepak Chopra, but then I realized that today is December 3, 2009! 12 x 3 + 2009 = 2045, and 2 + 0 + 4 + 5 = 11, the number of the Dragon in the Chinese zodiac. But Taurus is waning in the East! Dark thoughts now could cause a quantum synergistic chakra overload, which would confuse my spirit guide and disrupt my homeopathic-chi energy feedback loop.

So I’d better just keep my fucking mouth shut.

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