"Edible"

One of the problems with living in a consumer culture is that new cool things that you don't own yet are constantly being thrown at you, so you can never really stay satisfied. Last night I went to sleep pretty comfortable in my material largesse to me, but as soon as I saw this today I feel a burning dissatisfaction with the paltry things I have managed to accumulate and consume so far. I must have tactical bacon, and I must have it now.