Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Serendipity

Yesterday I decide to quit, and today I see this wonderful employment opportunity.
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1 comment:

Unknown said...

Karl, I can't find an address for this job anywhere on the page. It's sounds like everything I've been working towards.

I have a third nipple that I don't usually talk about, a huge grudge against petty bureaucrats with too much power in their own little worlds that at least borders on obsession, and I can bend spoons if they are of a small enough gauge and I am allowed to use both hands.

Plus I am prepared to write all of my own catch phrases, like if I had just blown up an evil pet store and it was raining down BBq'ed bits of evil pets on everyone's heads I could turn and say, "Anyone for Canapés? Mwah ha ha ha..."

Could you please post the address or at least pass on my credentials. Don't hog it all for yourself; they are looking for over 20 nefarious cats and as tall and morally suspect as you can appear, you still can't fill all of the spots.

Give the little Canadian a chance.

4:47 PM

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