Foobies

Tonight is Fubar's last night under D-Wayne's proprietorship. I don't know when the party starts, but it is to go on until "the police show up", according to D-Wayne. Appropriate topics approved by the management are: football, hockey, basketball, missing Angie, Meatless & Mashless neighbors, and lesbians. Inappropriate topics that are grounds for ejection are: Israel, Palestine, and U.S. policy in the Mid-East.

In commemoration of all our Fubar experiences, I offer this solemn paean:

"Been Caught Drinking"

I've been caught drinking;
once Friday night...
I enjoy drinking.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want to drink,
I don't want to smoke outside.

I walk right to Fubar.
Walk right past PJs.
Hey all right! I’ll get a tab, and I’ll drink.
Drink and drink!

J-hole, is a drinker too.
He'll go and get chewing gum.
Chew it, when he goes home.
He bought a Qing-dao for me.
And he buys it just like that.
When I want to drink,
Sometimes I don’t pay for it.

He walks right to Fubar.
Walks right past PJs.
Hey all right! He’ll get a tab, and he’ll drink.
Drink and drink!

We sat around the screen.
We sat and laughed.
We sat and laughed and
Hoped our wives didn't call!
And we drank beer just like that.
When we want to drink,
We don't want our wives to find out.

We walk right to Fubar.
Walk right past PJs.
Hey, all right! We’ll get a tab, and we’ll drink,
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink...