In the news, I read that North Korea tested a bunch of missiles after everyone had asked them nicely not to do so. Now, the U.N Security Council has drafted a resolution. You know, I wish my wife were more like the Security Council. Then I could come home drunk at 4:00 in the morning wearing no pants and holding a crack pipe, and my wife would... draft a resolution in which she "expressed regret" for my actions. There'd be no ninja swords, flying lamps or eye gouging to worry about.
On a related topic: Is it just me, or does Kim Jong Il kind of remind you of the kid in this video? (Youtube link)
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Are you sick?
Fever?
Cuz I got one too a few days ago.
I'm as healthy as a Hwasong-5 missile baby.
an ACTUAL personal message from Kimmy
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/New/kimjongil.asx
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