Friday, September 24, 2004

Transcript: Bush, Allawi Speak

Ready? Let's play Rhetorical Bingo.

"Freedom" (15 times)
"Progress"
"Courage"
"Democracy"
"War on terror"
"Multinational"
"9/11"

I've hit rhetorical BINGO!!! Hooray! What's the prize?

But wait! There is more than one game involved with this press conference! There's a logic puzzle involved too. OK, shoot:
What does this statement by President Bush imply?
"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America where it's nice and safe and secure."


Um, OK. Let me think. Let's see, terror alert status: Yellow, elevated. That can't be it. Little Green Footballs are experts on what the Iraqi people think, and they live in America. Boy this is a tough one. The Microsoft interview questions were a lot easier. Hell, I don't know what to make of that statement.

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