Highbrow Humor

Once again, I reiterate that this is not an "escalation", nor are these steps that will lead to a protracted conflict in the region. We will be initiating a series of surgical strikes, carried out by trained professionals, against fanatical anarchist elements of the eyebrow community, whose dangerously wild incursions increasingly threaten our way of life and our ability to not look like a Klingon. We remain committed to peaceful and mutually beneficial relationships with the law-abiding eyebrow hairs of my head.