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Wednesday, October 19, 2011
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4 comments:
As it turns out, when it's late, the beer has been flowing freely all night, and the bar is about to close, neither Michelle nor Hillary have particularly high standards.
Actually, you know the rumor is that she was having an affair with Anthony Weiner's wife.
Which we all know is not --> <--- this long.
Looks like Bachman inspires you more.
I'd tap Bachmann like the fist of an angry god. I just wouldn't vote for her.
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