Dear Far East Movement

As everyone knows, a slizzard is:

"a scaled creature with snakelike neck, many teeth, dubious lineage, brief life span and a vicious temperament;"

Therefore, your lyrics:

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard

Do not make one damn bit of sense. I demand that you modify your song immediately, otherwise I will come over there and beat you with my cane.