Chewin in the Chung

Seen on a Forumosa signature:
Lien/Soong: Go to China. Go directly to China. Do not pass the presidential palace, do not collect eleventy billion dollars.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Some smart-alec somewhere posted this, as an attemted dis' on Mormons. On reading it, I can only wonder what kind of bank lends millions of dollars to people who believe the world will end soon?

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