Chewin in the Chung

Turns out there are all kinds of offensive things out there on the internet. Take, for example, the Touretteaphone. [Thanks to V.]

Guess which Taichung restaurant laoban has been a very naughty boy recently? I'll give you a hint. It is not Simon. Yes, Simon is back in business, running a pizza restaurant somewhere. I don't know where it is. No, PJ does not count, living a life of salacious perversity as he does. Keep guessing.