Saturday, October 16, 2004

There was an internet rumor flying around that Bush had some sort of transmitter strapped to his back for the debates. This was based on a square bulge seen on video and camera shots. I paid this no attention because I am a patriot, and I am not objectively Pro-Saddam. And discussions of hidden transmitters on our president's back is just the kind of thing that gives comfort to Islamofascists. Given Bush's performance in the debates, perhaps the transmitter was placed there by the Islamofasicsts themselves, to make our president look confused and doddering. Cunning, wicked Islamofascists.

But enough of this treasonous talk that besmirches the honor of the U.S. president. Photographic evidence has surfaced that John Kerry also has some kind of unnatural bulge:



Believe you me, you will never see a bulge like that on a Republican.

Thanks to Apostropher, even though he hates America.

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