Chewin in the Chung

Pat Robertson said that George Bush said about Iraq: "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." Now while this may appear to be somewhat damning of Bush's war plans (or lack thereof), let's remember that Pat Robertson is not exactly the world's most reputable source on, well you know...reality. Here are some of
Pat's past proclamations:

If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men lived nine hundred years or more.
Karl's note: Yeah, but all they did was swim around in three trillion degree plasma soup for 900 years, so they weren't real comfortable.

My personal feeling is that oral sex is "against nature."
Note: No no no. What is 'against nature' is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman. A woman performing oral sex on a man is the most natural thing in the world. Why else did nature make women shorter?

There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy moneychangers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?
Note: As a drunk, drug-dealing, communist, atheist, New-age Statan worshipping, oppressive dictating, moneychanging, assasinating, adulturating, secular humanist homosexual, I... Wait a minute! I'm not a homosexual!

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Note: Lesbians! Yay!

The key in terms of mental ability is chess. There's never been a woman Grand Master chess player. Once you get one, then I'll buy some of the feminism...
Note: Anjelina Belakovskaia is not a woman? Judit Polgar? Heck, Maria Manakova is not only a grandmaster, she's pretty hot. I mean, I could beat these ladies in speed chess, but that's only because I have a size 14 shoe, if you get my drift.

The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society. And that's what's been happening.
Note: What IS the foundation of our society? I thought it was lesbians.

I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe that I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election of 2004. It's shaping up that way. The Lord has just blessed him.... I mean, he could make terrible mistakes and comes out of it. It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad. God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him.
Note:Yep, you got me on that one Pat. Terrible mistakes and all, I betcha Bush will come out of it on top.