Chewin in the Chung

Today is a Foxnews kind of day. I'm tired, and I can't really be bothered by analysis or objective views. Just tell me what to believe and I'll spit it back up at the bar tonight.

Cruise Passengers Told to Abandon Ship

My amazing psychic powers tell me that... ALCOHOL was involved in the prank. No, really.

Dating Web Sites Matchmake for the Married
Yes, it says 'Matchmake' in the title on the Fox site. I believe that is pronounced 'match-make-eh'. From the article:

Family counselor Brett Williams said cheating Web sites are making it easy for
people to stray and helping to ruin families.
¡§They¡¦re basically destroying the fabric of our society,¡¨ Williams said. ¡§Our society is built on family units. Once that decays, we¡¦re not going to have much of a society.¡¨

DAMN these websites for destroying the fabric of our society. It was a nice fabric too. Soft yet surprisingly rugged. A bit threadbare in parts, but still perfectly servicable. This blog has strived to be the Downy Advanced With Wrinkle Control for that fabric, so I am pretty steamed about this. And pressed.