Chewin in the Chung

You know, there is really nothing better than reading Star Wars fanfiction, provided you use a creative enough interpretation of the word "better". But since it is wrong to make generalizations, let's take a look at some actual Starwars fanfiction:
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¡§Lord Raze¡¨, said Scourge, ¡§it¡¦s time to set our plan into motion. First let us send a diversionary force of two warships to attack Coruscant. Then we will head for the rendezvous point at planet M.¡¨ ¡§Brilliant my master. They will not know what hit them. I shall designate the Executioner and the Firestorm for the decoy detail. Shall I also ask the Admiral to designate some Ssi-ruuk warships for decoy detail?¡¨ ¡§Great idea, Lord Raze. Contact the Admiral and organize it yourself,¡¨ responded Scourge. With utmost respect, Raze bowed and headed towards the comm panel. Scourge proceeded to meander over to the still imprisoned Master Buwat. The dark lord responded to Buwat¡¦s try at a menacing gesture with a boisterous laugh. ¡§It¡¦s a pity that a Jedi with skills such as yours has to be destroyed. But not to worry. Your time will not come until after my fleet destroys yours,¡¨ said Scourge. ¡§Even if you kill me, Sith, I will still be a powerful Jedi with power you couldn¡¦t comprehend,¡¨ replied Buwat. ¡§We will see,¡¨ said Scourge. ¡§Lord Raze are we ready to commence¡¨ asked Scourge as she left Buwat. ¡§Yes, master, the diversionary force is almost ready to jump into hyperspace. We will be underway shortly after they depart,¡¨ replied Raze. ¡§Excellent¡¨ replied Scourge. ¡§Set the fleet¡¦s course for Mon Calamari.¡¨
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Now before you laugh too much, Think about the dialogue in Episode II, Attack of the Clones. It's really not so different. The aspiring author of the above piece may still become a Hollywood scriptwriter someday, since he is clearly capable of churning out master works along the lines of Big Momma's House. If you would like to offer the author encouragement, or maybe a book contract, his name is Steve and he has a journal here. Come to think of it, Steve even looks rather like Big Momma, only a bit heavier. Lastly, in the Star Wars Universe (TM), there really is a planet called Mon Calamari. Admiral Ackbar was from there. The planet is located between Mon Halibut and Mon Scallup.