Friday, May 25, 2018

Things I can do better than Trump

  • Speak Chinese
  • Speak English
  • Play chess
  • Cook gumbo
  • Cook anything else
  • Swim
  • Wear a suit
  • Brush my hair (OK, probably not)
  • Not be orange

and now evidently:

  • Write letters to world leaders

That's just embarrassing to all of us.

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