Friday, March 18, 2016
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 Chaon Modern Version (CMV)
11 When a man sitteth upon the sofa, and after a time the man lets out a mighty passing of the wind. And the wife draweth near for to deliver unto her husband a great smiting, and the wife slappeth the balls of the man, because she hath toldeth him many times over to go firstly into the other room:
12 Then the man shalt take a blanket, and covereth all those who sit upon the sofa, and let out an even mightier passing of the wind. For I am your God, and the Dutch Oven represents my righteous right hand.