Time for War

That's right, I'm not sitting on the sidelines any more. I'm mad as hell, and I'm lubing up my cannon as I type this.

I declare war on the Two Tuesday guys.

The reasons are plentiful and obvious: For one, it is not yet August 9, 2014. Yet they brazenly blazon their page with this date that isn't even here yet. For two, August 9 isn't even a Tuesday. So that's false advertising and a legally actionable felony tort. Third of all, *today* isn't Tuesday either, yet they continue to mislead the gullible public. Forth and lastly, that page design.

Peace negotiations have failed, or would have failed if I had initiated any. So that leaves us with armed hostility. Victory by Chaon's forces shall be swift and amaranthine.