Saturday, May 24, 2014

New Policy

America, I have never been particularly antagonistic towards your rights to own weapons, but that is changing now thanks to Elliot Rodger. My revised view is that you take steps to keep guns out of the hands of your rich (male) kids. 'Kid' is currently defined as anyone under the age of 25, but that number will probably change as I get older and crankier.

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