Recipes from Chaon

Cook the five-grain rice in chicken stock

Stir in ½ tablespoon of butter

Add the mixed vegetables and marrow-fat peas

Slice the chorizo and slowly stir it in

Grab a handful of mozzarella cheese and throw it in the pot

Yell this: “God damn it all to FUCK! Why is the cheese MOLDY? Son of a BITCH!”

Use a spoon to try to remove all the moldy and now melted cheese from the pot, but fail

Use jalapeno jack cheese instead, hoping that the jalapeno flavor will mask the mozzarella mold tang that has been assimilated throughout the dish

Serve with wheat bread and kiwi juice. Eat in stony silence.