Friday, January 04, 2013

For Science


Step 1: Clip fingernails.
Step 2: Idly scratch some itch on inner forearm.
Step 3: Marvel at the welts and rashlike bumps that appear.

I can only assume that my mutant power is manifesting late in life, and has something to do with the ability to secrete acid from my fingers.
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4 comments:

Cincinnatus said...

I think your mutant power is grossing out your friends and relatives.

11:37 PM
Anonymous said...

It probably just the dead and decaying flesh that gets under your fingernails during your nocturnal hunts.

12:32 PM
Chaon said...

You mean the thing with the fangs and the chase and the insatiable hunger? I... I thought those were just vivid dreams.

1:51 PM
Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatographic_urticaria

See if you can write your name on your John Thomas. Well OK, initials in your case.

3:48 PM

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