Monday, May 30, 2011

Pop Quiz

Hitting "Reply All" and then adding names to the "to:" field of an office e-mail concerning a specific problem is...

a) Solving the problem
b) Helping to clarify the issue
c) Doing something useful
d) None of the above

MONDAY AFTERNOON EDIT
It has been brought to my attention that these jokes at management's expense work both ways. So in the interests of even-handedness, here is the second question of the Pop Quiz.

2) When Karl comes to your desk with a file in his hand and says "Look, I don't want to be a total dick about this", he means...

a) He doesn't want to be a total dick about this
b) He has every intention of being a total dick about this

2 comments:

Robin said...

(c) - He is sooooo going to be a total dick about this.

Karl said...

Yeah, b) & c). I somehow have the idea that I can annul the dickliness of all my actions by announcing that I don't want to be a dick.